Tiny Bubbles Bottoms

I work from home which generally is great. Sometimes the kids are a little rambunctious when I'm on the phone, but I can stop that by flinging the office door open and scowling at everyone while simultaneously pointing at the phone in my hand. Works every time. For about a minute.

The other day I was on a call with Microsoft support trying to assist a client of mine when the following transpired:

My Daughter: MOM!

My Wife: (in the distance) WHAT!

My Daughter: DO I HAVE A TINY LITTLE BOTTOM?

My Wife: NO! YOUR BOTTOM IS JUST THE RIGHT SIZE!

Nice.