19 November 2007

My 30th Grade Science Experiment

So tonight I conducted a little experiment:

With pen and paper in hand, I entered our bathroom and wrote down the first products I saw. They were:

- Honey Oatmeal Soap
- Pink Grapefruit Lotion
- Lemon Hand Treatment
- Passion Fruit Body Mist

Then in our kitchen I found:

- White Cheddar Cheese Puffs (the "organic" stuff. I swear to god this crap is nothing more than packing peanuts dusted with some dehydrated cheese by-product.)
- Top Ramen
- Cheez-Its
- Annie's Mac and Cheese

Umm...

1 comments:

The Wife said...

You forgot the "Body Coffee" I keep next to the bed. It contains "hemp seed oil" and "coffee extract" and it's what I put on my feet at night, right before I plant them on you to warm them up.

Sweet dreams